Humor

Humor

Actual call center conversations!
Customer:  “I’ve been calling 700-1000 for two days and can’t get through, can you help?”
Operator:  “Where did you get that number, sir?”
Customer: “It’s on the door of your business.”
Operator:  “Sir, those are the hours that we are open.”
Caller: “Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?”
Operator:  “I’m sorry, sir, I don’t understand who you are talking about.”
Caller:  “On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning.  Now, can you give me the number for Jack?”
“Operator:  “I think it means the telephone plug on the wall.”

Courtesy of:

Steve Sisman
CSP, e-Pro, REALTOR,

Designated Short Sale and Foreclosure Resource,

Certified Short Sale Master Default Intermediary,

Certified Real Estate Divorce Specialist,

Associate Leadership Counsel Alumnus,

a member of the Delaware County Chamber of Commerce,

a member of the Delaware Small Business Chamber,

PA Lic# RS218928L DE Lic# RS-0016238

Weichert, Realtors

610.565.1300 main PA
302.992.9500 main DE
610.357.6101 preferred
606 E. Baltimore Pike, Media, PA 19063 * 610.565.4599 fax (PA)
4760 Limestone Road, Wilmington, DE 19808 * 302.992.9815 fax (DE)
steve@stevesisman.com * www.SteveSisman.com
A caring professional…
Oh and by the way, I’m never too busy for your referrals!
*If your property is currently listed; or, you are currently contracted with a licensed real estate professional, this IS NOT intended as a solicitation*
 
**E-mails sent or received shall neither constitute acceptance of conducting transactions via electronic means nor create a binding contract until and unless a written contract is signed by the parties**
 
***NOTE: I will NEVER request Bank Wiring Instructions, Bank Account Information or Social Security Number by email.  If you receive an email requesting this information, DO NOT RESPOND!!!
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